Big Shirt Syndrome

Big Shirt Syndrome is another epidemic which has taken many people of all ages and their bodies turning the casualties into large, cotton, made in china, over sized T-shirts.

In order to make a correct diagnosis these questions/points need to be taken into consideration:
- Are your shirts making you feel as though you are shrinking?
- Do they seem to be getting further down towards your knees?
- Are your arms decreasing in length?
- Do people stare at you in public?
- Do you feel uncomfortable in a different territory? Eg. Mt Lawley.
- Do you get the feeling that when you buy a new shirt your always buying them larger?.. and then the shirts you previously wore feel extremely small.

After taking these questions/points into further consideration:
- If you answered no to all of the questions then you are safe.. for now.
- If you answered yes to these questions then you are another casualty that has been diagnosed with Big Shirt Syndrome.



Unfortunately there is no cure.